blumpkin fiesta

While you are sitting on the toilet, taking a crap, you're partner is giving you a blow job wearing a sombrero, which is filled with tortilla chips and salsa. Upon finishing, your partner looks up and says "Ole!"

While in the bathroom relieving myself of the taco bell I ate earlier, my partner came in and gave me a blumpkin fiesta!

by sedonamaei October 16, 2010

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

first class ass

a scooter riding son-of-a-gun who thinks he's all priviledged and shit. talkin' politics and buggin' the shit out of everyone he comes into contact with.

that first class ass just pulled out his pecker and said "hey look, george bush is running for a third term.....c'mon give him a smack."

by heart ass January 7, 2005

firetrucking

pissing your pants while partying. This may be intentional or accidental.

last nite i was so wasted i just started firetrucking

by the bro scotty July 31, 2006

first cut them off then flip them off

The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.

"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"

by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004

First-year fridget

Someone around the age of 12/13 who has not yet had a meet/shift/french kiss. Irish slang.
In the Irish educational system, after graduating from primary school (about 12 years old) you move onto the first year in secondary school. Therefore a first-year is just your average pre-teen. However, by that age, the best way to be popular is to not be a fridget. A fridget is someone who has never "met" (also Irish slang.) someone. In most cases, people are slagged for being a first-year fridget, but only lightly by friends. Being a first-year fridget isn't bad, but boys typically try to get a meet before first year to avoid the situation altogether, and also in an attempt to show off to their friends.

"Hey, in your school do you get bullied for being a first-year fridget?"
"Nah, yer grand."
"Really?"
"No mate, you're screwed."
"..."
"Don't worry though. Just go to a disco or something. You'll get a meet there.

"Thanks, bro."

by Mad-Yoke-From-Ireland July 23, 2018

firesquad

Often seen as the most painful and deadly sexual position. The act of putting lighter fluid on the penis, and pouring gasoline all over the woman's or man's body. You would then light the fluid on your penis and have anal sex with the gasoline covered person or persons.

"Dude, Jim and Lisa tried firesquadding last night and burned their house down"

"My sister died while trying to attempt the firesquad."

by CQman December 27, 2008