firestronautics 

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on
space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich
extraterrestrial settings.

I'm a firestronaut; I entered the field of firestronautics because I wanted to be both a fireman and an astronaut

firestronautics by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005

firestronautics 

a firestronaut is a man or woman who fights fires on space stations, the moon (in enclosed spaces), or other assorted oxygen-rich extraterrestrial settings.

I thought I wanted to be a fireman or an astronaut, but then I realized that my true future lay in firestronautics.

firestronautics by Horace Pinkerton December 28, 2005