hooded french

A sexual act which is done to a man during oral sex. The person giving oral sex puts his or her tongue on the end of the glans, then pulls the foreskin over his or her tongue, followed by rhythmic rotation of the tongue, giving the receiver intense pleasure.

"Sally, I tried that hooded french technique, it drive drove Hal off the wall!"

by BryanJ August 20, 2003

french baptism

pissing in a cup or container then proceeding to pour it
over an unconscious person followed by a swift punch to the head

"brad was snoring so fucking loud, so i found a bottle and woke him up with a french baptism."

by tonyynot May 3, 2008

frenching my wang

This is another term for the sex act known also known as fellatio. It stems from one person making out with the throbbing thrill hammer of another person.

Guy 1: ...and then she took me into the back and started frenching my wang right then and there.

Guy 2: I should look up what that means on urban dictionary.

by Derek Schmerek May 10, 2011

frenchican

Small ethnic group decending from refugees of Francico. Originally, a mix of French and Mexicans, now the hottest minority around.

Hey, do you want to try that new Frenchican restaurant?

by Krazymike October 8, 2004

excuse my french

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.

Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.

by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

french inhale

a trick done with inhaled smoke (presumably of a cigarrette, or joint). It involves sucking smoke from the cig into the mouth without inhaling it completely, then opening the mouth and pushing out the smoke with the tongue while inhaling it through the nose.

i thought french inhaling was cool until i did it and my sinuses felt like shit

by minghi April 26, 2003

French Horn Player

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

by cripforlife May 2, 2010