fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

FAPOOD

An acronym for Trump. Fat Ass Piece Of Orange Dogshit.

The FAPOOD was on TV again last night, crapping out lies as fast as he could move his lips.

by Smarterdenmost June 18, 2023

Fagpod

A way of referring to your shitty iPod because your parents won't buy you an iPhone.

This fagpod is so slow I have to download all my music because I don't have connection

by SpiritOfMcDaddy June 21, 2023

Fapcoping

A word used to describe someone, who "Faps" to cope with their problems.

Anne: What his he doing?
Mark: He is Fapcoping!
Anne: Why?
Mark: Because he is unable to deal with his problems.

by Dangydingus July 16, 2024

Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

Fapochino

Its like a cappuccino, but instead of milk its cum.

I think that barista gave me a Fapochino insted of a cappuccino.

by TheGrayGuy January 13, 2025

Fappachino

Jacking off a mexican behind starbucks

Hey yo, you see that hispanic man. He will pay you 50$ to Fappachino.
Alternative;
A Mexican man sitting behind a starbucks looking for a handjob.

by Amanwithacrown February 2, 2025