pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Fada

Fat above dick area.

I love it when we are making out and she rubs my fada.

by Tattooed Fish November 18, 2017

fadical

used to describe something that may seem, seemed, or will seem radical but is only, was only, or will only be a fad.

Matt: I had a great idea! What if I created a pen that recorded what people say!

Josh: Seems a bit fadical to me.

by Derrick A. H. II April 30, 2006

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008

Facial destruction

What happens when you stand still for way too long in an online gaming match.

The n00b stood still zoomed in trying to get a headshot, and the seasoned veteran came over and enforced some major facial destruction. There was blood everywhere, I am still afraid to look.

by Hydrocat February 4, 2009

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009