diesel explosion

when you piss, cum, shit, puke, cry, and have snot coming out of your nose at the same time.

dude i pulled off a diesel explosion while getting a blumpkin last night

by rapeyourface December 12, 2010

Ovarian explosion

A condition that results from a female finding out that the man that she wants to father her babies is either taken or gay. As a result, her ovaries self-destruct.

"Neil Patrick Harris is gay?! Nooooooooooo......!" *Ovarian explosion*

by realwhippersnapper November 27, 2012

trojan explosion

What happens when a girl gets pregnant even though you used a condom.

Guy 1: Whoa, you got Casey pregnant?
Guy 2: Yeah..
Guy 1: Didn't you use a condom?
Guy2: Yeah, I had a trojan explosion

by hahahahahahhgvjnmhbv April 12, 2011

nuclear explosion shit

This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel

Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again

by Desilets07 April 21, 2008

weed banana explosion

When weed is shoved deep inside ones penis, resulting in a "weed banana." Next, have extremely rough intercorse until you just can't take it anymore. Release that delicious mixture of semen and weed in a powerful explosion that rips open a whole in space time and causes the world to become nothing but weed.

Dude, i just had a weed banana explosion last night with Jessy!
The friend says nothing because he is dead.

by the highest weed fairy ever May 21, 2015

Explosive Ass Syndrome

Excess expulsions from the anus, whether it be too much gastric explosions (gas), or excessive diarrhea...which can be caused by the consumption of chineese take out (a.k.a. cat/msg), or spicy food (i.e. thai).

I was sitting on the toilet, and boy did I ever have explosive ass syndrome! I was wish my ass was inactive like a dormant geyser.

by Rottin' Ronny July 29, 2006

full body explosion

The act of throwing up while taking a dump. Usually while extremely intoxicated and entirely unintentional.

After a long night of partying John Bonham had the most intense full body explosion that no one survived.

by B's the disease December 26, 2008