Ebangelism

Attempting to bang women under the pretense of leading them to become Christians.

Joel is ebangelizing on the sabbath again. He is very good at ebangelism.

Scott has a hot date after church, he's going to ebangelize her. His ebangelism will take her by surprise.

by revelation_3 February 21, 2010

ebanee

Ebanee is the most beautiful woman you will meet! Ebanee's are loving and caring. They are very smart and considering to everyone's feelings. They are also very helpful towards others they rather help others more then themselves. And last but not least sex with a Ebanee will change your life and their head is amazing. They got the dynamite pussy!!!

Ebanee is my lover and ride or die....

by Ebaneeeeeee April 23, 2017

Ebony

One of the sexiest females alive. their name is a (porn) category And these girls sure as hell Put up a show in the sheets. These girls know exactly what the cock needs

“Dude I FaceTimed ebony today and I came from the sound of her voice”

by Hornyestboy69 May 5, 2020

Ebonics

African american colloquial street language, slang and speech manerisms, eg "check it out ya'll, ma main man Gerald be rollin our way", which translates to "look everyone, here comes my friend Gerald". Usually involves purposefully incorrect grammar and syntax (as in "we be doing X"). Funny thing about ebonics, their use is supposed to be shun for sounding uneducated and uncultured. However, there's nothing white americans love more ebonic idioms (hold on, there is one other thing they like even more than that : shooting innocent black people for the hell of it). Hence modern american is now riddled with terms such as "|booty", "naw'mean?", "a'ight", "I'ma be buying the new iphone", "|dawg", "|holla", "my man", "getcha X on", "where my ladies at", "|whack" and tens of thousands of other words and sayings that just sound utterly ridiculous and annoying when pronounced by racist white people trying to sound gangsta thinking they'll impress people using expressions from a culture they openly despise. The term wigger even exists to describe people pretending to be black all the time because they think this will make them sound cool. But the teriffying truth is about 80% of the american population now talks like that, quite possibly without them even realizing it.

"WASPs constantly using ebonics is hypocrisy made flesh"

by Spyan May 3, 2020

ebonics

BLACK=EBONY
+PHONICS
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Ebon-ics

ebonics- yo fo shizzle son you betta brace yoself suckka
English-My mother is from pakistan and she lives here in new gunie....reese son

by Nigga Please Reese June 26, 2004

Ebonizzle

previously not mentioned is her good point. She has the Funk Dadde as a brother.

Deriving mass power from her brother she is known to be somewhat the "baller"

by cappy February 15, 2003

ebonics

Originally invented by academics trying to create pride in the distinctive speech dialect of African-Americans, this word is now mainly used by ignorant white bigots to attack blacks, who they think are stupid, lazy, and unjustly supported by the welfare state.

Pa: Hay ma, didja heer? theyr trayina teach white kids ta talk like N**GERS! They callin it "EBONICS"

Ma: WUTT?!?! LETS GO LINCH SOMMA THOSE FAGGUT COMMIES!!!

by esresgrs May 13, 2013