early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Easly South Carolina

This town is easily boring. All that's to it is a pitstop to the next town. No one would miss it if you didn't know it was there.

Easly South Carolina is a ghost town.

by Millennium_Angel February 2, 2017

earlybird

going to bed

wishing you a good nights sleep
I'll be heading towards Wigan tomorrow
and won't be here for a bit
O wait

earlybird
shmirly turd
🖤

by Krkič June 5, 2019

Musials Law of Early Dismissal

When the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. Except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.

Musials Law of Early Dismissal dude I have to stay, but enjoy happy hour.

by Lennyd215 February 6, 2012

Early Bath

To take early retirement

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

early night

early night to go to bed early to play with sex toys

Im having an early night :P come join me!

by johno :) July 4, 2009

Darkness come early

A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).

Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early

*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!

by peatear Gryffyn August 2, 2011