by raw_power April 01, 2009
A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
by RedishDick March 27, 2011
A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
by Bradley Jacobs October 01, 2011
dylans are the most amazing people on earth. they are generally great boyfriends and amazing reliable friends. A dylan has an amazing sense of humour and can make u smile at any time. They can be also very loving and sweet. If you ever need someone to talk to you should get yourself a dylan. A dylan is the sort of guy you can always joke around with and have a good time. They're really easy to fall in love with and once you do it'll be hard to get over them. Dylans tend to have an interesting taste in music. They hate horror movies too. Dylans are very out there and just the type of person everybody needs. Get yourself a dylan!
by bingbongcandy12 May 16, 2017
dylan is a simp who is always on the bottom of girls and sometimes boys cause hes weird like that he has no friends and calls kids helpline just to talk to someone cause hes lonely and is super skinny and has no muscle even a 4 year old could kick his ass he got dropped by his brother
dylan is a simp
by street smart Tyrone April 28, 2020
Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
by yomama5299 October 05, 2011