Worst Definition

Urban Dictionary's definition of 'worst'. It can be accessed by clicking on a definition link (worst) or typing it into the search bar at the top of the page.

I have not contributed to the worst definition.

by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

insult-definition

A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.

This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 19, 2008

Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other

When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction

by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011

Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017

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