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DILF

Dad I would like to (sleep with)
simple as this.
Hot daddy=yum
See that tall handsome tan guy with the stroller! He is a total DILF!
by Lady-Confusa April 14, 2009
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DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)
Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.
by {W@R} April 16, 2006
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the daily show

a truly awsome show. I agree with what everyone else has posted on this, cept for this guy. I just had to say this lol...

"Some people, also known as "major contributors to the downfall of America", actually use it as their only source of news. No, you stupid faggots, it is not the only reliable news source, because it is on fucking Comedy Central. Jesus Christ, even Jon Stewart knows this."

"its limp-wristed commie fanboys should all be kicked in the nuts"

I guess us fans are now communists, and homosexuals. What next? terrorists!? Better yet, "major contributors to the downfall of America" Dude, if ANYONE is contributing to the 'downfall of America', its you.

The only thing that could top off this post was his name: o_rly_factor

Of COURSE the guy who puts down a good quality show and its fans, loves a show where the host is an arrogant asshole who doesnt know anything about hosting a good intellectual debate, but only badgering the guests that disagree with him.
"Even great things like The Daily Show can be ruined by morons." YEAH, BY MORONS LIKE YOURSELF!
by mitchapalooza October 11, 2005
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dailykos

The current most prolific political blog on the internet with some 1.5 million visitors each week. The owner of the liberal blog is Marko Moulitsas, one of the few veterans in the blog world.
Check out DailyKos latest piece on Roberts!
by ladder September 7, 2005
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Daily

Carrying your cross daily.
or
Scott McIntosh.
Hey Check out Scotty, He carries his cross daily.

Man, Scott's all day on the daily, that's crazy.
by xxsnipeboixx September 18, 2012
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DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck
There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.
by Edee October 30, 2006
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DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.
by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016
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