Curling one out

When one excretes into the toilet basin in a manner similar to the curling of a mr whippy

Where have you been?, sorry ive been a while i was curling one out.

by Uncle boozer July 2, 2018

power calling

The annoying act of repeatedly calling a person, even though the person you are calling does not answer. Typically, the caller calls every 5-20 minutes until the person being called answers.

I went out with Rachelle last night. The bitch won't stop power calling me today.

by caitybug222 April 2, 2016

Culligan

Culligan Man still makes house calls to clean your pipes..

Girl calls Culligan Man:
Honey will your come over an clean my pipes????
Aaahh you got female problems ???
Well yah! you don't think I would call Culligan if I needed a oil change. do yah???

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

Cullinaning

kicking the shit out of john and bobby for the sheer fun of it

i jus cullinaned bobby and john so bad they both died of internal bleeding

by onepissedoffmofo February 20, 2003

Calling it a day

A day that resists definition, that ends only when you hand the phone over to the person beside you. It's late and you realize you're hungry. Then suddenly you know there was one more thing to say but you've already handed it over. For a moment you realize that unless you press it firmly closed your thoughts will flap in the warm wind. Until then, the person on the other end will follow you in the wrong direction. What you said will never be what you meant, an imperfect urban plan. Some day in the past, the entire conversation would have taken place in letters. You would have pressed firmly closed what you never said. The person beside you hangs up.

You're always so busy I don't want to interrupt you. I took it as encouragement that you even wanted to talk. This is calling it a day.

by Rayhsu Alexleslie April 21, 2010

Tru Calling

Do-mi-so ring on Nokia

Hey dude ur dads callin u and ur ring is tru calling.

by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009