craked canoli

1. an Italian dessert which is broken
2. a penis which is bent in a direction forming an 'L' shape.

See boomawang for full defenition

Oh my god it looks like a craked canoli

by Yo May 10, 2004

crockerpot

1: a womans fuck box.
2: an asshole.
3:...

MAN 1:"i think saddam is cool".
MAN 2:"that man is a crockerpot. and so are you!stupid crockerpot..."

by the turtle December 27, 2005

crockett

a man or kid that has extremely jiggly and big titties

OMG look at that crockett! He's wearing a sports bra!

by jfdksla; May 13, 2008

Croaky

nasty, ugly, fugly, scary looking, fat

RT: ew look at that girl over there bro!!

Tyler: yeah dude shes croaky...

by TDOWD June 10, 2011

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

Betty Crocker

A female ho or slut likes it hard and long.
"Moist, easy, and ready to spread."

With the coin I'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight.

by D Ska October 16, 2008