crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

Cranksgiving

Cranksgiving
Means you did not eat on Christmas or Thanksgiving on time, you ate the next day so you put the meals together Cranksgiving

Cranksgiving
Means you did not eat on Christmas or Thanksgiving on time, you ate the next day so you put the meals together Cranksgiving

by Jameelalovesu November 25, 2017

Crankstar

James pauni.... professional at smoking dope...

Did you see that 'Crankstar at the trap ? He had the best dope.

by Gangsta wayz November 28, 2017

Crankster

A person of any gender who follows exclusively the fashionable craft beer scene. They are henceforth known as a Craft Wank Hipster, or Crankster.

'Dude, that girl won't even have a beer with you! She has to have 'craft''
'Yeh, she's such a Crankster'

by Torakvf44 September 25, 2018

Crapstone Creamsplat

When someone farts atop a cream based pie with such force that some of the cream actually splats up and out of the pie dish.

Another slow day so Ernie and I decided to work on our Crapstone Creamsplats.

by RodRowdy January 19, 2019

Cramps

Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:what
Also me:ahjshJahHhhhhHhHHSHSJSJNDB WHYYY
Period:sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Cranus

A person whose cranium is connected directly to their anus.

That filthy fellow is a heinous cranus.

by boglord August 20, 2019