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Asshole Convention

A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
by The Trance--Master August 1, 2011
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comic convention

Where all the nerds hang out. Showcases video games, comics, manga, television.
And Star Trek

1) Im off to comicon in the scotty costume i knitted!
Im off to comic convention in the scotty costume i knitted!
by DaCakeMan September 15, 2013
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Cuntnugget convention

A group of people that outweighs a cluster fuck or any other definition
Work is a cuntnugget convention, no one knows what the fuck they are doing or cares.
by Cuntnugget convention employee September 15, 2020
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congentile

Word created by group of English students to confuse their teacher.
Used mainly when analysing poetry.Best used in more than one context just to really fuck with his head.
Usually results in an improved grade if used effectively.
Wordsworth's descripton of the daffodils was both emotive and congentile.
Wordsworth was descriptive,soulful,but above all else congentile.
The congentility of the poem was overwhelming.
He was congentile to the point where it lost all meaning.
by JonGotBalz April 23, 2008
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ContentKeeper

A extension added by districts who don't want to allow students to access inappropriate or time-wasting websites.
ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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lady of convenience

A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!

Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.

Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015
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mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration
Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...
by Nicole February 16, 2004
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