Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Contradictor

someone who says they are a red sox fan but really they are a yankee fan

look at that contradictor over there in the stands

by sox101 November 3, 2008

Contra blumpkin

Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)

"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"

by Bocks of rox June 6, 2009

contradorktion

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009

Contra Weener

the weener times weener weener.
Also may suggest the castration of a person.

Hey man,stop contra weenering me!
-or-
She's so busting my balls man..I feel like a contra-weener

by ThePhDMan November 20, 2010

Contradictafication

contradicting people constantly. When you treat condadicting like a job.

I like to go around contradicting people constantly... I call it contradictafication

by HANNAH( . Y . ) FACINATION December 22, 2008

contraflow

Where authorities change the direction of highway lanes to aid in the evacuation of people during a major disaster.

Since the hurricane is expected to make landfall in 48 hours, the Highway Patrol will implement contraflow on Highways 25, 40, and 65 to speed up the evacuation of residents and tourists. Traffic will only be allowd to go north on these roads during contraflow.

by Dan October 20, 2008