collagreens

southern cooked leafy green plants that is usually cooked with fatback and/or neckbones for flavor, <becuse they taste nasty without flavor>

keke! Big Mama said go toda store and get summo collagreens to eat for dinner tomorrow!

by EbonyEyez18 July 25, 2011

Collash

It's when collapse is simply not enough and the crash is so epic you use a contraction of collapse, collision and crash: collash!

Wow brah, that crash was so epic! Did you see that collash?
- Yeah man, awesome!

by Funnybot6969 October 29, 2012

collarship

An all-expenses-waived course for Fido to attend obedience school or any other canine-related educational establishment.

Certain members of Man's best friends may qualify for a full collarship, such as those who are exceptionally even-tempered, are registered therapy-dogs, or are extra-intelligent canines who are being trained to assist disabled people.

by QuacksO January 22, 2015

cellable

To be available via cell phone.

I am leaving work now, but I am cellable.

by Runamuckranch December 5, 2015

Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.

Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.

by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017

Collart

To absolutely fucking demolish something

“I’m gonna collart your head off fam!”

by Active Yg November 22, 2018

collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter

I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021