cobs

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"

by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010

Colby

A Colby is someone who gets absolutely no fucking females ever, sucks ass at any sport, and stupid as shit. Literally their only good quality is being fast.

Ketamine- Who is that?
Chadly- It’s just a Colby

Ketamine- What’s a Colby?
Chadly- Look at the definition faggot

by Logan Paul That Shits On Colby January 13, 2020

Colb

1.) Noun: Short for the name Colbert, a character on the TNT comics.
2.) Noun: Synonym for "ultimate emo."
3.) Verb: To cut one's wrist.

Kid 1: <slits wrist>
Kid 2: "Lol, looks you pulled a colb!"

by sdb2404 January 1, 2006

Colby College

One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.

Colby College was #1 in the U.S. News Guide to Colleges list for student laxative abuse.

by Dr. Mike Roynhertz, Ph.D. August 25, 2004

Stephen Colbert

1) America (and so can you)
2) Host of The Late Show, and former host of The Colbert Report (pronounced Colbear Repour)
3) The perfect human being.

I enjoy watching Stephen Colbert; he's so funny!

by An_Unnamed_Cell May 24, 2018

Colby

A midget oaf with Justin Bieber hair. A typical Colby would play with his hair all day until it looks like J biebs. Some may say that this is unusual, but many Colbys beg to differ. A Colby typically plays baseball. His hair flows out of it like water out of a fountain. Most Colby's want to be african- american.

Blake: Did you see that small guy who looked like Justin Bieber?

Armand: Yeah, what a Colby

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Colby

Hot asf hugest; Dick on planet earth; sexy bastard; should never fight him

Colby fucked me up last night🍆🍆

by OooooooOooOOoOOOOFFFfFfffF April 22, 2018