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cobra clutch 

Also known as a cross-arm lock or cross-arm choke. The wrestler stands behind the opponent and uses one arm to place the opponent in a half nelson. The wrestler then uses their free arm to pull the opponent's free arm across the opponent's neck, thereby using the opponent's own arm to choke them. This can be set up as a bomb technique as well; after setting the clutch, sitting down and dropping the opponent on the back, using their hands as handles.
With the heavy-weight belt on the line and the whole world's eyes on the fight, the wrestler took the arm of his opponent and crossed it around his opponent's neck in the cobra clutch, pulling up just enough to cause loss of consciousness and ultimately win.
cobra clutch by Jesse Johnston August 17, 2006
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Training Clutch 

The clutch on a manual transmission that is inevitably worn out well before it should be by the inexperienced driver who operates it. This is normally the first clutch that the driver will have ever operated, however, in some cases drivers (female) will go through two or even three clutches before either learning proper operation of the vehicle or scurrying back to an automatic transmission.

The three key bad habits of a person operating a training clutch are as follows:
1. Using the clutch and gas pedal on a hill instead of the center pedal.
2. Excessive use of the clutch while starting in 1st gear or shifting gears. This action causes the engine to rev high (4000rpm) until the clutch is released to the engine bogging at a low RPM.
3. Releasing the clutch too quickly causing the vehicle to stall.
Stopped on a hill at a red light Bob turns to Chris and says "Hey man, why is your engine wound out to 4000RPM?"
Chris replies "Dude, I'm riding the clutch so we don't roll backwards!"
Bob can't believe his ears and blurts out "Woah, Training Clutch!"

Training Clutch by office glen December 3, 2007

so damn clutch 

1. A phrase of exclamation said when you receive exactly what you need exactly when you need it.

2. A phrase roughly equivalent to: 'fucking cool!!'
To use it in a sentence:

1. 'Thanks for pulling through for us. That was so damn clutch.'

2. 'Aw man, didja see that? That was so damn clutch!'

antonym - so damn garbage
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Alternately you could say, 'so fucking clutch,' instead of, 'so damn clutch.'
so damn clutch by Tom Delfino April 8, 2009

Camel Clutch 

A sexual finishing move where a male sits atop a female's back before having an orgasm. In this move, the male locks his fingers underneath the female's chin and pulls up as hard as he can while blowing a nut. Typically this move is combined with another move called the Fishook, or better, the Double Fishook.
Sarah: "Did you hear about what happened to Amy last night?"

Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"

Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"

Camel Clutch by McChopper December 21, 2008

the clutch 

A particular feeling of stomach discomfort following the consuption of greasy, unhealthy food (especially McDonalds). Symptoms may include nausea, but are most commonly a feeling of bloatedness, gas, and weight "clutching" your stomach. Theories explaining the origins of the clutch include the mixture of hot greasy food followed by 64 oz. of cold, carbonated soda mixing in the stomach. This affliction is especially dangerous when experienced while driving an automobile.

May also be considered the undesired relative of "the itis."
"5 miles after eating a Big Mac Combo Meal from a highway rest area, I was hit by The Clutch. The rest of my drive sucked."
the clutch by Sean1 June 11, 2006

Mongolian love clutch 

a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure
so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch

Anti-clutch 

Opposite of clutch, meaning this person or thing can't get the job done.
When Mason missed the game winner he was Anti-clutch.
Anti-clutch by nick hurts' July 5, 2017