Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin

“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

by Seanismyfuckinh August 9, 2024

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.

That game i just played is a certified ass clapper

by anonymous December 2, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025