Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020

Rattus cattus

1.)"Rattus cattus"At first glance possibly an interesting idea sharing Individual.Upon closer review is just another example of why,Kinder müssen nichts über das deutsche Vaterland und seine Völker erzählen.Dies machte deutlich, was amerikanische Politiker und jene Juden, die Regierungslügen finanzieren, über eine von jüdischer Gier zerstörte Nation verbreiteten und was die christlichen Massen in Deutschland (ja, sogar in den 1940er Jahren) wussten, dass "Judas" (ein Jude) Jesus die tötete Der Messias wurde getötet und Kikes beschuldigte den katholischen Römer und die Juden, diese Religion aus Gier des jüdischen Hundes an sie verkauft zu haben. Geh weg von ihren bösen Taten und rieche nach Rosen. Gott liebt dich trotz deiner eigenen Unkenntnis der wahren Natur des Kikes. Das jüdische Volk hat nur Jesus getötet ...

"Das juden"Rattus cattus is the name of the type that would kill our Jesus if he was to return to the earth as a man for a 2nd time.

by Til lindemann January 16, 2021

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

west australian cactus flange

Freshly shaved vagina in Western Australia

Fuck Sharon's west Australian cactus flange is spikey

by Alf's diner May 17, 2014

Dead holy cactus

A magical object seen in the mika vlogs that when called upon makes a large banging noise which sounds like someone stamping on the ground . There is also a dead holy cactus lord

Mia : dead holy cactus reveal yourself! ..... .... .....

Kate: .....
Mia: ...... *bang*

Mia and Kate : * gasp

by Emkami September 10, 2019

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020