capides

Latin for either 1. mortis (of death) OR 2. cipus - a cup, bowl, goblet used in religious ceremony

scipus of death capides

by Theostiacist December 8, 2013

cantimelon

a big declicioussssss penis

Girl 1: I hear Ken has a real cantimelon!
Girl 2: wow I wish I could get a slice of that

by sillycus December 5, 2014

cacti rabies

Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.

He's been up all night again planting Trichocereus seeds, He's got the cacti rabies bad, poor fella

by JOhnosBondageMaster September 22, 2015

Cacti-Fuck

The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant

"Man I'm really itching for a cacti-fuck"

by Cacti-Fucker December 29, 2015

cacticock

An asswipe with no dong

Man, that dude is a cacticock

by Llamadebator April 23, 2016

Capi treatment

Getting the shitty assignments at work because your boss hates your leg.

Man bobs leg is getting the Capi treatment .

by Ronald McDonald1 May 21, 2017

Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti

Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !

by Savanna.serene July 7, 2017