Western Cape

A province of South Africa seeking independence, though such attempts have been currently unsuccesful.

SHOUTOUT TO SWEEFLYBOY FUCK YUUUU

A: Did you ever visit Cape Town?
B : No, but I did visit some parts of Western Cape

by taurus mountains fan March 20, 2024

Cape-Tackle

An attempted tackle often performed by terrible rugby players in which the player jumps on the opposing players back. He is then helplessly dragged behind like a cape. Also known as the backpack or koala tackle.

Son, I am disappoint at your ridiculous cape-tackle attempt.

by Phantomofthelolpera March 23, 2011

Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.

Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."

by realorius May 13, 2025

do you want to dance on my cape

The act of dancing or jiggling on another persons floppy cape.

Dude she's such a slut, she asked "do you want to dance on my cape." And she totally said yes. What slut.

by I'm horny. April 17, 2014

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025