ass cough 

The emanation of flatulance from one's ass, often accompanied by the elusive dingleberry.

General Norman Ass Cough demanded an immediate search for the mysterious terd burglar after being attacked in the officer's latrine.

ass cough by the mighty midget September 24, 2003

good cough you 

An expression used after someone coughs. Same meaning as "Bless you" except used for a cough.

"Good cough you!," he said after I coughed.

good cough you by Webster New World Dictionary September 23, 2004

grandpa's cough medicine 

1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture

1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.

grandpa's cough medicine by MOUND October 31, 2004

Smoker's Cough 

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.

Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!

Smoker's Cough by bicycle fish December 16, 2009

hoe cough 

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing

My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.

hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005

Smoker's Cough 

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.

That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.

Smoker's Cough by Boltesian September 8, 2013

courtesy cough 

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

courtesy cough by pentozali November 10, 2006