blarkin

The act of giving a blowjob while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.

Guy 1: "I walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me."
Guy 2: "Brah, you just got a blarkin!"

by 220historian June 17, 2011

wet bark

when a girl queefs and cums all over you.

"Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."

"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"

"She exploded like a wet bark!"

by wet barkin queens. May 15, 2009

george barker

A complete Retard who cant do the Basics in life

The boy opened the door VS The George Barker couldnt open the door

by JAYC0010 January 31, 2015

travis barker

an extremely talented drummer who plays with extraordinarily untalented people such as tom delonge and that other loser from Blink-182, and whoever the fuck is in +44. he broke up with Blink-one-"GAY"ty-two only to start an even worse band called +44. his talents could be used in the metal music world rather than punk

Travis Barker has the potential to be cool but because of bad musical choices still remains uncool.

by blablahbla March 4, 2007

carnival barker

FOX NEWS--Non-Objective

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.

by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016

barkers egg

dog poo, theres no more simple explaination than that!

have you trod in a barkes egg?

by Mark Light December 16, 2003

barkin

to tell everyone about all your material posessions

barkin on my faulty phone, fresh new fit maurice malone

by fotweny November 15, 2004