Bill Bailey 

The best damn comedian in the whole world.

His two most popular shows are:
"Part Troll" and
"Bewilderness"

I just saw bewilderness, I have never laughed so much.

Bill Bailey by Harry charlslichcroyden March 7, 2005

Bill O'reilly

Another mouthpiece for the Republican party who spouts off on a regular basis on FOX News. A man who has no trouble spinning, streching the truth, and lying in order to score points for the right. A hypocrite of the worst kind.

Bill O'Reilly started that war on Christmas stuff just to score points for the right.

Bill O'reilly by jesster79 January 21, 2006

Bill Paxton 

1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.

2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"

-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.

Bill Paxton by Mdiggity January 2, 2008

bill maher 

a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."

bill maher by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.

See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST

After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my [television}

Bill O'Reilly by D-Shiznit June 5, 2005

Bill Kaulitz 

The most beautiful MAN known to earth. HE has the best style and looks in the universe. HE is in a ALL BOY German rock band and is the lead singer of Tokio Hotel and also the sweetest MAN ever.

Bill Kaulitz is such a lovely person to be around when he sings.

Bill Kaulitz by the right answer January 9, 2009

Bill and Ted 

1) noun: The protagonists of a classic slacker film, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. They embark on travels across time to avoid failing a history test.
2) Adjective of 3)


2) plural: (sometimes written as billanted) Someone who resembles these protagonists; namely an endearing slacker who finds it difficult to do nothing, literally.

1) Ted: Bodacious, Bill!
Bill: Totally outrageous, Ted!

2) The Bill-and-Ted life is appealing to some young people who would like to copulate with 'that totally hot Joan of Arc'.

3) This guy I met at the bus stop, he was a real billanted. He was having a meaningful conversation with my sneakers.

Bill and Ted by A. Psarisch July 8, 2005