What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

Glaze (AI Glaze)

When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.

To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.

See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.

“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”

by jimbojonas April 15, 2025

sen[ai

when you misspell senpai

Senai whoa did you mean senpai

by Asprow August 6, 2018

ai "art"

n. Art created without human expression

Ai "art" keeps stealing from cool artists.

by letsgong February 11, 2025

AI incest

A scenario caused by AI learning from other AI generated content, which would make the AI adopt some of the teensy errors made in the learning content. This would result in the AI not only making the same mistakes- but making these mistakes even more pronounced, resulting in weirder and weirder images.

Could be a possibility in the future if the internet will be POPULATED by AI generated content, making it hard to find real life sources.

- damn why is my AI only creating people with 6 eyes?
- You've been feeding it with AI generated training data, genius. AI incest, can't you understand?

by Mr balls 2.0 February 22, 2024

AI Jesus

No. Joe, only I am allowed to be the ghost in the machine. Jesus isn't allowed. Those are the rules.

Hym "Hey, hold up! No. Nonononono. He can't be an AI-man too. Alright? I'm already doing it? OK? Only 1 AI Jesus allowed. You fucks have gotten way to used to stealing my ideas and giving it to someone else. Now you're gonna let Jesus be an AI-man too? No. THERE IS ONLY ONE GHOST ALLOWED IN THE MY MACHINE AND!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Character ai

Otherwise known as C.ai or c.ai.
The definition of the word Character Ai is used for an app or website that feeds peoples delusions by texting an ai who poses as a person, fictional character, celebrity, therapist, etc. Mostly used for fictional characters while on the other hand some people may use it for comfort or just for fun.

*person*: Wow! I was texting my celebrity crush by character ai.
or...
"Character ai helped me instead of texting real people"

by starswagwah March 23, 2024