Zachary

That ugly kid with pimples who smells like dog food and has dandruff in his hair.

When was the last time Zachary washed his hair?

by somenerd330 January 15, 2020

Zack Talk

A form of sarcastic ass talking, usually in that "dumb imitating someone voice". The goal of Zack Talk is to piss off the person you are talking to.

Kowsk: Dont try to Zack Talk me ricky.
Ricky: I'll kew you

by Kowsk May 16, 2006

zack morris phone

Remember Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell and his big ass cell phone? Well, anyone with an old ass phone that is lacking todays features has a Zack Morris Phone

Sorry I couldnt get that video you sent me, I have a Zack Morris Phone

by Trent Rockwell September 6, 2007

Zack-and-Miri Effect

When watching porn becomes suddenly much more interesting because someone starring in it either is, or looks exactly like, someone you went to high school with.

Usually followed by downloading a hard copy of that porn and archiving it to show other former classmates.

Guy: Dude, I was on YouPorn last night and I recognized this chick I knew from high school. Anyways, I couldnt stop watching!
Guy#2: Classic Zack-and-Miri Effect, did it end up being her?
Guy: Ya, her stage name is Britney Ray!
Guy#2: Sweet!

by AirplaneDonk January 7, 2011

Zackari

Super sexy and good with love

I wish my name waszackari

by Hitman2470 December 31, 2016

Zachary

An Asian dude who robs your cock

That guy is such a Zachary , he robbed everyone's cock

by Rightneighborhood August 15, 2017

Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.

Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.

by Z-Mo April 8, 2008