1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)
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Get the Yare yare mug.Mrs. Jones felt that two more gnomes and a gazing ball would go well with her inflatable snowman and the rest of her yard bling.
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Get the yard bling mug.yard: It is a word with the meaning behind it of someone who does something retarded or dumb. Anyone can be a yard by doing something carelessly without thinking or just being stupid, a person would call them a yard cause they are doing something stupid without thinking and they aren't using their brain.
Beth: Yoh, I cant open this bottle lid! It's not budging.
John: My soul Beth that's because your not turning the lid the wrong way.
Gile: Damn Beth you are such a yard!
John: My soul Beth that's because your not turning the lid the wrong way.
Gile: Damn Beth you are such a yard!
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Get the my yard mug.Any member of the observersโ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just donโt fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, whatโs the problem? Werenโt you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think Iโm gonna go throw up now
John: definitely, just donโt fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, whatโs the problem? Werenโt you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think Iโm gonna go throw up now
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