common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

british words

The words that shouldn't be words, but us brits have made them words.

Guy 1: "that girl is peng, but her friend is a sket"
Guy 2: "Dude stop using british words, they shouldn't make sense"

by GiraffePet December 17, 2016

edgy words

Means words what are not friendly to say to people and colleagues

Hey Justin! Stop using them edgy words in my classroom

by Justin.J December 13, 2018

japanese words

the best language in the whole world like do you wanna see my opai

senpai: lemme see them opai
me: omg yesss ofc i love japanese words

by daddysenpai299 March 28, 2021

spaced words

when you space out the letters of a word to attempt to be funny when you're not

unfunny man: bro thats g a y
unhumor man: b r o s p a c e d w o r d s a r e s o f u n n y a n d o r i g i n a l
juice wrld fan: d e p r e s s e d
humor man: shut up

spaced words.

by gauxapen March 31, 2021

Bishop Wordsworth School

Home to Nazis, Chavs and privileged sex offenders

"I fucking hate Bishop Wordsworth School"

by The AAAAAAAAAA February 1, 2023

I see the words

Common expression on the internet used to mean that a concept cannot be grasped by the writer. Used humorously.

I ate too much ice cream last night.

I see the words....

by OldLadyMOI January 24, 2013