play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

wet willy

A wet willy is to lick/spit on your finger creep up to an unsuspecting person and put your finger in their ear while turning it around

"I gave John a wet willy"
"That bastard Jake gave me a wet willy

by Tommygee34 December 26, 2005

big willy

a large penis

Dude 1 : check out my big willy
Dude 2 : i feel shamed

by laminate April 8, 2010

wet-willy

licking one's finger and inserting it into an unsuspecting victim's ear for pleasure

Right after I scratched my balls, I gave Jim a wet-willy.

by Shawn N :) May 2, 2006

willybum

a childish insult, generally used amoung 4-8 year olds meaning that the person is stupid

Keith is a willybum

by Rob D April 1, 2003

willy dee

a nickname for the Nike shoe Air Force 1.

Hey man, check out my fresh new pair of willy dees.

by brad April 7, 2005

Floppy Willy

When another participating member of a party (female or male) pulls out and rubs another party member's penis after they have blacked out.

She gave the bank teller a floppy willy.

by Hoopajoopa November 27, 2009