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turkey

noun \ˈtər-kē\

A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!
by LOUDturkey2013 March 13, 2013
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Turkey

Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:

1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?

Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
by Jake Friedman August 6, 2012
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turkey dumping

When your boyfriend or girlfriend comes home from university for thanksgiving and you dump their ass.
Charla came home this weekend and I turkey dumped her
by Bobby L- Sudbury,ON October 16, 2004
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Turkey Slurpee

When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.
This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.
by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019
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Janesville Turkey Load

1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.
by Sean Bishop May 1, 2006
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derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by
We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.
by Stoph R. January 19, 2008
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turkey-dick

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011
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