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Tumblr Friends 

A group of friends through the website tumblr, with similar interests in either Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Boondocks Saints, or other cult movies, music, or celebrities. Known to troll, be forever alone, and accept all challenges, a tumblr friend rides a mighty unicorn into battle, with inside jokes and yelling FUCK YEA.

Also, someone who talks to you to make sure your OK, and looks at the worlds problems, because they are friends with people around the world.
Andy and Liz are tumblr friends, all they ever do is reblog pictures of unicorns from each other.

Tumblr Famous 

A term invented by some dumbass who found the proper way to describe the people well-known throughout Tumblr was to group them together by a definition that does not even exist.

The dumbass who invented this term was most likely someone who bitches about not having enough followers, and to make him/her-self feel better about their lack of acknowledgment, labels everyone who falls under his/her description of "Tumblr famous" as an attention-seeking whore who has gained their fame through their looks.

That idiot, most likely drew this assumption without reading their posts and making an attempt to discover why they have such a large amount of followers.
I honestly don’t know why most of the Tumblr famous people are famous at all. They post stupid shit and add “like a boss” to the end of everything and still get hella notes. I hate how someone not Tumblr famous can post something that actually makes sense and get half the amount of notes. Looks are all some people care about on this site.
Tumblr Famous by Pissedtumblrer August 17, 2010

Tumblr Tard 

People who have a Tumblr page and answer's stranger's questions of how many people they've slept with and how big their dick is.
1:"Don't judge me, even though I most all my failures and pictures, don't call me a skank!"

2: "Quit bitchin' Tumblr Tard."
Tumblr Tard by BubbiG January 23, 2010

tumblr gender

A gender for attention whores who feel that they are oppressed this cancer is found in age groups from 12-17 they also find it opressive if you don't use their made up pronouns such as: Xe xer xhe and xim
John: Tumblr genders are only for attention whores.

Jennifer: Xi am very ofended and you have given Xe PTSD from that opressive statement

Tumblr Binge 

When you haven't used tumblr in a long time, so you go on and post a huge amount of photos.
"Dude have you seen Ginny's tumblr recently?"
"No she hasn't been on in a while so I stopped following her"
"Oh well she went on a tumblr binge, all these random photos of cats"
Tumblr Binge by HighOnFun August 31, 2011

Tumblr Cancer 

a person that recently got a tumblr and doesn't understand the point. they are compared to cancer cells, which are useless and multiply rapidly. tumblr cancers are useless and go against the #1 rule of tumblr: DO NOT TELL YOU IRL FRIENDS.

they also use annoying terms like WHAT IS AIR and WHAT IS BREATHING, etc. and they try to fit in by writing in their bio that they are bisexual and atheist, because a lot of tumblr people actually are. they do not have open minds and they will unfollow you if you post an opinion they do not agree with.
they listen to Never Shout Never and think they are ~*~s3w iNdi3~*~

they have about 0-30 followers after a month, and they delete their tumblr when they don't understand why they are being hated on for not knowing what air is.

if you fit this definition, delete your tumblr and spare the rest of us.
tumblr cancer: *sees something funny* WHAT IS AIR??!!?!?!?!

real tumblr kid: loln.
Tumblr Cancer by amy_wo0o0 November 10, 2010