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Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.
"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"
by tommyboyO June 10, 2016
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Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
Toothbrush: semen sweeper
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
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Tooth brush

A brush for your teeth. Used for brushing your teeth using toothpaste or Whitening Toothpaste
Person: "I want a brush for my teeth so I can brush my teeth. I think I need to buy a tooth brush."
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Ecuadorian Toothbrush

When you cum on a toothbrush and make your girl brush her teeth with it
"I made my girl do the Ecuadorian Toothbrush to help strengthen her teeth against cavities and help her enamel"
by Peaches & Pes Pes December 23, 2008
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Toothpick

A name for a person who's overly thin, and appears to look like a toothpick. Basically, someone who's so skinny that it looks like you could break them in half, like a toothpick.
"Dude, look over there. Toothpick looks like he's gonna snap in half any minute now. . ."
by coolspyro17 November 27, 2012
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Sweet Tooth

The clown off of Twisted Metal series that always drives an ice cream truck probably is one of the many clowns that has given kids the fear of clowns
Sweet Tooth just made me lose my last life
GODDAMMIT!
by JimmyWilson May 16, 2009
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