glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

Litmus Test

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003

DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.

DNA Testing

by Interactive November 6, 2009

biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

by General Burnside July 25, 2007

Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.

Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man

by Dom2323 May 27, 2007

Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.

"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"

by Jellyfish March 7, 2006

Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.

I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.

by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010