Eternal Duct Tape

A legendary roll of duct tape which is capable of sticking to anything and never losing stickiness. However, the possibility of such a roll of duct tape raises the eternal question of whether you would be able to get the duct tape off the roll. Sadly, this is a question which can only truly be answered by discovering the Eternal Duct Tape.

If Eternal Duct Tape is eternally sticky, would you be able to get it off the roll?

by The_Hawk August 14, 2009

Bustin My Tape

verb - being so amazed by something that your reaction is likened to a pre-operative transexual (male to female) having an erection so powerful that the tape securing her genitalia to her body is forcibly removed.

Girl, that DJ's set was so hot, I was bustin my tape!

by alenag25 September 14, 2010

duct tape artist

A person that makes a simple pice of art, marking it at an unreasonable price. (Usally somthing you could easily do at home)

"Ugh. Look at those diva duct tape artists."

"Yea I know! I coud easily make a duct tape covered piece of cardboard! They even make books on it..."

by Aeronacat December 22, 2008

duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

Tape n Rape

Using duct tape to tie up and possibly gag and/or blindfold your victim ready for you to rape her

"holy shit dude, the new girl is hot!"
"Yeh man, I'd totally 'tape n rape' her"

by Captain RapesCo October 14, 2014

have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

by irish pirate69 January 11, 2013