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Tounge surfin

using ya tounge in a motion that is equivlant to water
Eating that pussy taste so good id still be tounge surfin in it if she hadent stopped me (pussy monsta)
by Greenlantern 21 April 10, 2010
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Surging

Vomiting into another person's mouth in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction.
Donkeys are well known to surge while engaging in vicious booty-sex threesomes.

Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass.

Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease.

I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
by LoverLikeJagger May 17, 2012
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Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.
Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!
by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010
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bathtub surfing

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing
by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006
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Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.
"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"
by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006
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dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.
dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.
by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010
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surging sanders

Ahh yes, a surging sanders... something tells me you don't want to search that on urban dictionary.
by froghero520 May 3, 2016
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