Simulstream

A media technology that allows multiple audio-visual feeds of an event to be network-transmitted in parallel to a single client on the application layer.

Microsoft's Silverlight technology will be simulstreaming feeds of the Beijing Olympics on behalf of NBC.

by You're this shallow too! August 11, 2008

Simulpagenous

the state of having reached a concensus; i.e., being "on the same page".

I want to have a meeting to ensure that we are simulpagenous.

by prospero_rex May 10, 2009

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

shmullet

She mullet. When the top layer of a girl's hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.

I went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser I was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! Now I look like a hair band groupie.

by Vinnie248 November 11, 2009

simulpuneity

When two people in a conversation think of the same joke, or pun, at the same time.

Can be used like the popular usage of "Jinx" after two people say any word at the same time: when both people say, or know that the other is thinking, the same joke, punchline, retort, or pun, they can both say: "Simulpuneity!"

by serendipidoc April 16, 2010

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 23, 2010

Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.

Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.

by zimzamzim August 4, 2010