When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016
Get the exit strategy mug.Generally an oldish woman with excess body fat from having one too many kids. She generally doesn't appreciate kids singing that song, neither does her kid. Because quite frankly, and 40+ year old women who you wouldn't even want to see in a tank top, is not attractive. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
Stacey: Hi, my name's Stacey.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.
Person: Hey,like the song Stacey's Mom! Your mom's got it going on!
Stacey: No, not unless you like fat hags.
by StaceyK September 28, 2008
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Coolest,Sexiest nicest person you’ll ever meet all the girls want to kiss him and he always carries his 1 foot pork sword around with them.
by HI MOMMY February 19, 2018
Get the Stace mug.When firing a fully-automatic weapon, the action of pulling the trigger and sweeping the target area back and forth multiple times in order to minimize the effect of the weapon's relatively low accuracy.
"The terrorist targeted a crowd of ten American tourist with his AK-47 and strafed the group multiple times, massacreing them all."
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