Definitions by drooster

bikini beef 

Extra fleshy meat visibly bulging around the material of a woman's bikini when the wearer exceeds the legal bikini wearing limits. Bikini beef is unavoidable when a woman who is 5 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds wears a bikini.

Get a load of the side of bikini beef over there! That's just plain wrong.

bikini beef by Drooster February 1, 2007

e-straction 

Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while driving, and include text mesaging, cell phone usage, and viewing DVD's.

You wouldn't have T-boned that car if it wasn't for your text mesaging e-straction.

e-straction by drooster January 31, 2007

shits n' pieces 

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

shits n' pieces by Drooster January 17, 2007