stale male

The situation where a male cannot get his penis to be erect in a sexual context, causing him to be disappointed, which then leads to his penis becoming more flaccid.

Dude, so how was last night with Stacey?

Not good bro, it ended in a stale male.

by YoBoiTaeyo January 15, 2016

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

STALE FISH

When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...

Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...

by Pepper 420 November 4, 2006

stale

not stoned or wasted, or under the unfluence of any drug or anything what so ever.

she was stale, but acted so stoned people believed her.

by jane carr and megan November 13, 2004

stale

Urine

Quoting Shakespeare:

"... Thou did'st drink
The stale of Horses, and the gilded Puddle
Which Beasts would cough at."
- Ant 1.4.497

by staleman May 13, 2005

Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008