Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Slothephant

A combination of a sloth and an elephant, 2 extremely tranquil animals. Used to describe an individual who is extremely mellow, or overly calm in situations that do not call for it

kid 1: Dude! You just got your ass kicked, arent you pissed?!
kid 2: Nah, its cool, I dont really feel pain, besides, they got good exercise.
kid 1: Your a total slothephant man.

by 2nd-hand Ciggs October 15, 2008

slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

slothasaurus

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.

1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!

by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 June 1, 2012

Sloth Bear

A sloth bear is a sloth-like bear which lives in southeast Asia. Slow moving and always pondering the secrets of the universe, sloth bear is often considered the greatest mind in the animal kingdom.

David and his friends were baked at a bonfire, when sloth bear appeared and explained to them everything they wanted to know.

by TheSlothBear May 26, 2013

Sloth Noodles

When multiple sloths dick whip you in the face, and then pour hot soup on your crotch.

Dude, Jimmy is still in the hospital from getting Sloth Noodles

by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013