splanker

A splanker is a male that strokes his penis with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.

"Man Josh is such a splanker, everytime Jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank."

by Employee Cave January 13, 2008

Dirge of Dark Spawn

A song that is usually sung when a person is killed by the mythical Selym. It is sad and full of grief, reflecting the pain of Selym, and also reflecting the pain of the loved ones who were left behind by the murdered person.

It is said that when the Dirge of Dark Spawn is sung on a cloudless day, the darkling usually formed when killed by the Selym is sent to the afterlife instead of residing in limbo in Ingharia.

It was so terrible...the blood...and the Dirge of Dark Spawn...it made me feel like there was no hope for myself anymore.

by Laleryx December 10, 2010

spawn

to retrieve an item for someone else.

"Hey sucka, spawn me that chain yo!"

by Dingo June 14, 2003

spawnbob

Spawnbob is a guy, get killed before he can do something, direct after buytime

XY-Stalker is a spawnbob, cause he get killed directly after buytime at fy-iceworld.

by Hawkice January 7, 2005

soul-spawn

some slag that added some sort of dumb definition to my thingy so i will make some dumb one for him

U SUX~

soul-spawn is teh sux

by ReapZ August 1, 2003

RISD Spawn

A person, usually from the island of Jamestown, Rhode Island, that is considered artsy. They spend their time wearing ridiculous clothing, painting, smoking weed, and/or doing any other artistic activity.

That kid made himself a shirt with an elephant on a bicycle riding through the galaxy with sunglasses on...definitely a RISD spawn

by I Lima March 27, 2011

splanded

The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.

1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"

2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"

by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 11, 2009