wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away

" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike

by Lotek March 2, 2015

Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

Spiked

Placing your underwear on a sleeping persons head

Crikey I've been Spiked by a nome

by Tlinglet June 13, 2022

Spike

A bearded dragon that is very beautiful is full of spikes.Very friendly and loves a cuddle with his mum.

“Why didn’t you come out tonight”
“Sorry I was at home watching tv with spike”

by A 14 year old mum June 19, 2019

Spike

A really good friend. He is always there and can put a smile on his face. He's a great boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him.

Person 1: you ok?
Person 2: yea, I talked to Spike

by CoffeeIsBaeee August 2, 2017

Destini Spikes

Has got bad acne, a shitty set of friends, has nice tits, good personality, and is dating Tyler Hughes

Destini Spikes do have nice tits tho

by Her_boyfriend April 21, 2020

Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.

I listen to spike hammond kiss fm

by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021