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Spider Panther

A mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. Often pretends to be 'one of the boys', e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,

Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.

Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.
1. That wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!

2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.
by Zarachnophobe July 8, 2011
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SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.
Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!
by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009
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spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.
(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.
by ed pluribus unum June 18, 2011
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Spider Loc

Second Worst rapper in the Gun-t Camp and he is lyrically retarted and he just might diss shyne when he gets out and than he will get fucked up by GUNOOOOOOOTTTTTT
by Gunot Soldier July 11, 2006
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spider leg

Justin zuk has a spider leg
by justin zuk March 1, 2008
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Spider man

when u beat off in your hand and throw it at someone
man look at all that gizz on your face, i gave you the spider man
by major woody November 17, 2006
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Spider-Man

(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.
Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!
by Waer December 22, 2005
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