spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

by Relorian February 2, 2005

Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

spider-man

he didnt want to die

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!

by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018

Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak

Does spider have puss puss?

by kellyjoans June 25, 2016

Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.

by Shearer June 16, 2003

Nigga spider

(Latin) arachnus niggrosua
An obnoxious and poor half-man half-spider, that dwells in the ghetto. Usually holds a gat and is notoriously known to rob the local shopkeep.

Holy Shit! That nigga spider robbed me!

by J. Stafford and Hubert Cumberdale September 18, 2005

The Spider-Man

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.

I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.

by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010