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Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
by E-Rox April 12, 2016
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smoothie cubes

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!
by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011
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smoothie

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 27, 2014
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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.
by R Dingle March 30, 2015
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Smoothie Doping

The practice of adding the left-over bit of your healthy green smoothie from the previous day to a new smoothie you are making, therefore increasing the nutrient value and supplement density of the new smoothie (and avoiding wasted smoothie).
"Hey, what's that little jar of green goop in the fridge?"
"Oh, that's left-over spinach, kale, Omega-3, cantaloupe smoothie. It's for smoothie doping tomorrow."
by Jennzo November 5, 2015
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smoothie'o

One that is smooth with the ladies.
Wow, she really like you. You are a smoothie'o.
"She wants me"! Yeah whatever smoothie'o.
by ABL= A boy Lang March 28, 2016
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