Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”

REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep

by cb_14 September 6, 2021

Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

Sleeping Vagina

Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"

Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.

by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012

sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.

Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.

by Snuffleupagus muck stick March 4, 2012

ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.

Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.

by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019