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bum skeet 

Break the word down.
Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm

That does NOT mean close friend!

So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.

Good job.

Stay away from the internet.
There are no examples, nobody use this word. It's really, really fucking dumb. Bum skeet, nobody can use.
bum skeet by npor December 31, 2005
masculine noun

Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.

A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.

2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)

3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.

4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").

5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.

6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.

feminine form of skeet - Squaw.

Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.

B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2*
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."

B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
skeet by Forsyth April 28, 2004

roast beef sheets 

conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.

My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.

Skeet Stick 

Basically another word for a boner. but 10 times better.
Dude, whack that bitch with your skeet stick if shes mouthing off.
Skeet Stick by Luke Bernard March 21, 2009
One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest
"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."
Skeeter by crash nebula June 29, 2004

Skeet Hunter

a male that seeks girls known as skeets.
"Hey Sully, why do you hook up with so many skeets?"
"Because I am a Skeet Hunter"
Skeet Hunter by Jeezyeff April 20, 2010