pbx sitter

A hybrid sexual position that uses the base of the cleveland steamer but interjects .5 cups of peanut butter

It's my birthday tonight, maybe my wife will let me try the pbx sitter.

by Johnson Hose June 27, 2008

competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Where your ears been sittin at?

An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately

I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?

by Civillian January 29, 2016

Shitten

Past tense of Shit, to be used with "have"

I have shitten 26 times today.

by Skibs Skibsky October 30, 2003

face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Smittens

Specialty mittens that allow you to hold hands while walking or sitting.

Smittens: a mitten for two, as in two hands one mitten.

by sicagory December 7, 2009